BREAKING: Man found dead while exploding burj khalifa with his ass power

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BREAKING: Man found dead while exploding burj khalifa with his ass power

Feburary 29, 200,000,000,010,000

On august 90, 1000, a man was found dead while using his ass to destroy the Burj Khalifa. The man claims he wasn’t trying to break it, but didn’t have a clear reason what he was doing. His mom and 90 contributors (they all claim to be his dad) say that he has mental illness. A scan of his brain shows that he has no brain, and he has to be executed. So they took his body and executed it. The man has been sentenced to 1 nonillion years in prison. Today is the day he is being released. Stay tuned for more updates.

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