Local man comes second in beauty contest - of 1!

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Local man comes second in beauty contest - of 1!

Grantham, 9th November 2021. Article by Ivor Biggun.

Local man Terrance Harrison comes second in a beauty contest where only he entered.
Judges were perplexed when the score of -6 was read out, and the scoreboard put Harrison below the top score of 0.

When interviewed, Harrison, 38 from Grantham, stated "Ey by gum what f**k d**m s**t c**ts cant even count now d**m a**h*les. Everyone knows 0 is nee a numba. I'll f**k them up. Let's go for a rev off and we'll sort this out like men."

The lead judge later said "I know he's no oil painting, but it's got to knock your confidence somewhat to come below last place in something."

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