Farmington Sinkhole
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6/08/2021 11:55 a.m. WHOX
FVPD reported within the past hour that a large sinkhole occurred on to FHS track. Fortunately, the school had an early release day scheduled, due to the unexpectedly high temperature and humidity being experienced in the area for the past several days. No fatalities have been reported.
Authorities noted one student injury was sustained, but due to other circumstances. The unnamed senior was found unconscious under the bleachers. Their condition is believed to be in direct relation to habitual and prolonged use of hoodies in even the most unrealistic circumstances. The name of the student has been withheld out of lack of necessity as everyone will clearly know the identity of said victim.
The concensus among residents of the student's household is that this incident will provide no proof to their student that hoodies are not acceptable in weather exceeding 90*F.
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