Canadian Man Captured Overseas
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39 year old Wesley Robert Geneau was finally captured today after a grueling 6 month search. Geneau aperently became a stowaway aboard a cargo ship leaving the harbour in Saint John, New Brunswick making his way across the Atlantic to a small island near Alojera at the west coast of La Gomeramade.
After becoming aquainted with groupes of tribesmen, Geneau lived off the land except for trips into the local towns for alcohol and pringles potato chips.
When asked to comment Geneau declined but did immediately begin to dry-hump the reporter's leg as he began to proclaim his dislike for turkeys and other non-flying birds.
Todays events bring a welcomed end to what many believe to have been a waste of tax payers money as Geneau fled his home province of New Brunswick on unpaid parking fines.
Geneau was ordered to pay 120 dollars for outstanding parking tickets and then released.
Authorities state the most troubling part of these events is that Geneau is said to have been seen lurking around the harbour
once again just hours after his release perhaps planning to board one of the shipping crates for a second time.
Some law makers are concerned that parking fines could be too harsh and fear the general public may begin to vacate the Eastern
parts of Canada to anywhere less shitty.
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