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Flood Statement
National Weather Service Wilmington NC
829 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is cancelled for the following rivers in South
Carolina...

Black Creek At Quinby affecting Florence and Darlington Counties.

...The Flood Warning continues for the following rivers in South
Carolina...North Carolina...

Great Pee Dee River At Pee Dee affecting Marion and Florence
Counties.

Lumber River Near Lumberton affecting Robeson County.

Little Pee Dee River At Galivants Ferry affecting Horry and
Marion Counties.

Waccamaw River At Conway affecting Horry County.

For the Lumber River...including Lumberton Usgs Gage, Nichols,
Pembroke, Maxton, Lumberton, Boardman...Minor flooding is forecast.
For the Little Pee Dee River...including Galivants Ferry...Minor
flooding is forecast.
For the Waccamaw River...including Above Conway, Aiw At old Hwy 544
At Socastee, Conway, Freeland, Longs...Moderate flooding is forecast.
For the Great Pee Dee River...including Pee Dee...Minor flooding is
forecast.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Motorists should not attempt to drive around barricades or drive
cars through flooded areas.

Additional information is available at water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.
php?wfo=ilm

The next statement will be issued by Sunday morning.

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/CNWS1.2.ER.000000T0000Z.210116T1315Z.000000T0000Z.NO/
829 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Waccamaw River At Conway.
* Until further notice.
* At 8:15 PM EST Saturday the stage was 12.2 feet.
* Flood stage is 11.0 feet.
* Moderate flooding is occurring and moderate flooding is forecast.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall to 11.8 feet Thursday
evening.
* Impact...At 12.0 feet, Flooding will worsen in the Lees Landing,
Riverfront South, Pitch Landing and Savannah Bluff communities.
Flood waters will begin to affect homes north of Conway on
Riverside Drive. Swamps will be heavily flooded.


&&

LAT...LON 3390 7892 3382 7886 3379 7900 3371 7900
3371 7911 3385 7908

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JLB
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Wilmington NC
829 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is cancelled for the following rivers in South
Carolina...

Black Creek At Quinby affecting Florence and Darlington Counties.

...The Flood Warning continues for the following rivers in South
Carolina...North Carolina...

Great Pee Dee River At Pee Dee affecting Marion and Florence
Counties.

Lumber River Near Lumberton affecting Robeson County.

Little Pee Dee River At Galivants Ferry affecting Horry and
Marion Counties.

Waccamaw River At Conway affecting Horry County.

For the Lumber River...including Lumberton Usgs Gage, Nichols,
Pembroke, Maxton, Lumberton, Boardman...Minor flooding is forecast.
For the Little Pee Dee River...including Galivants Ferry...Minor
flooding is forecast.
For the Waccamaw River...including Above Conway, Aiw At old Hwy 544
At Socastee, Conway, Freeland, Longs...Moderate flooding is forecast.
For the Great Pee Dee River...including Pee Dee...Minor flooding is
forecast.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Motorists should not attempt to drive around barricades or drive
cars through flooded areas.

Additional information is available at water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.
php?wfo=ilm

The next statement will be issued by Sunday morning.

&&


SCC051-067-171930-
/O.CON.KILM.FL.W.0092.000000T0000Z-000000T0000Z/
/GALS1.1.ER.000000T0000Z.210112T0915Z.000000T0000Z.NO/
829 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Little Pee Dee River At Galivants Ferry.
* Until further notice.
* At 8:00 PM EST Saturday the stage was 9.8 feet.
* Flood stage is 9.0 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall to 9.3 feet Thursday
evening.
* Impact...At 9.0 feet, Flood waters will begin to affect
residential yards in the Fork Retch community upstream of
Galivants Ferry near the town of Nichols. Swampland flooding
becomes noticeable and natural boat landings will be flooded.


&&

LAT...LON 3422 7920 3419 7909 3404 7920 3397 7928
3400 7938 3409 7930

$$
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Wilmington NC
829 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is cancelled for the following rivers in South
Carolina...

Black Creek At Quinby affecting Florence and Darlington Counties.

...The Flood Warning continues for the following rivers in South
Carolina...North Carolina...

Great Pee Dee River At Pee Dee affecting Marion and Florence
Counties.

Lumber River Near Lumberton affecting Robeson County.

Little Pee Dee River At Galivants Ferry affecting Horry and
Marion Counties.

Waccamaw River At Conway affecting Horry County.

For the Lumber River...including Lumberton Usgs Gage, Nichols,
Pembroke, Maxton, Lumberton, Boardman...Minor flooding is forecast.
For the Little Pee Dee River...including Galivants Ferry...Minor
flooding is forecast.
For the Waccamaw River...including Above Conway, Aiw At old Hwy 544
At Socastee, Conway, Freeland, Longs...Moderate flooding is forecast.
For the Great Pee Dee River...including Pee Dee...Minor flooding is
forecast.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Motorists should not attempt to drive around barricades or drive
cars through flooded areas.

Additional information is available at water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.
php?wfo=ilm

The next statement will be issued by Sunday morning.

&&


SCC041-067-171930-
/O.EXT.KILM.FL.W.0087.000000T0000Z-210119T0300Z/
/PDES1.1.ER.000000T0000Z.210112T0200Z.210118T1500Z.NO/
829 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is now in effect until late Monday evening...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Great Pee Dee River At Pee Dee.
* Until Monday evening.
* At 8:00 PM EST Saturday the stage was 19.8 feet.
* Flood stage is 19.0 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall below flood stage late
Monday morning and continue falling to 17.2 feet Thursday evening.
* Impact...At 20.0 feet, Flood waters will affect swamplands and
logging interests. Flood waters will affect timberland as far
downstream as Yauhannah two weeks after the crest passes Pee Dee.
Logging equipment needs to be moved.


&&

LAT...LON 3424 7962 3424 7950 3400 7945 3385 7931
3385 7944 3397 7956

$$
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Wilmington NC
829 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is cancelled for the following rivers in South
Carolina...

Black Creek At Quinby affecting Florence and Darlington Counties.

...The Flood Warning continues for the following rivers in South
Carolina...North Carolina...

Great Pee Dee River At Pee Dee affecting Marion and Florence
Counties.

Lumber River Near Lumberton affecting Robeson County.

Little Pee Dee River At Galivants Ferry affecting Horry and
Marion Counties.

Waccamaw River At Conway affecting Horry County.

For the Lumber River...including Lumberton Usgs Gage, Nichols,
Pembroke, Maxton, Lumberton, Boardman...Minor flooding is forecast.
For the Little Pee Dee River...including Galivants Ferry...Minor
flooding is forecast.
For the Waccamaw River...including Above Conway, Aiw At old Hwy 544
At Socastee, Conway, Freeland, Longs...Moderate flooding is forecast.
For the Great Pee Dee River...including Pee Dee...Minor flooding is
forecast.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Motorists should not attempt to drive around barricades or drive
cars through flooded areas.

Additional information is available at water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.
php?wfo=ilm

The next statement will be issued by Sunday morning.

&&


NCC155-171930-
/O.CON.KILM.FL.W.0089.000000T0000Z-000000T0000Z/
/LBRN7.1.ER.000000T0000Z.210112T0140Z.000000T0000Z.UU/
829 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Lumber River Near Lumberton.
* Until further notice.
* At 8:20 PM EST Saturday the stage was 15.4 feet.
* Flood stage is 13.0 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall to 14.3 feet Thursday
evening.
* Impact...At 15.0 feet, Flood waters will affect yards in the Pines
area, Coxs Pond area, and along River Road. Additional residential
property will be affected between the Pepsi plant and the river on
the east side of Lumberton.


&&

LAT...LON 3467 7916 3468 7903 3457 7891 3452 7898
3459 7908 3458 7915

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Flood Statement
National Weather Service Charleston SC
826 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

SCC015-043-089-180130-
/O.CON.KCHS.FL.W.0044.000000T0000Z-000000T0000Z/
/JAMS1.1.ER.000000T0000Z.210109T0600Z.000000T0000Z.NO/
826 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Santee River near Jamestown.
* Until further notice.
* At 730 PM EST Saturday, the stage was 13.1 feet.
* Flood stage is 10.0 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall to 12.0 feet Thursday
evening.
* Impact...At 12.0 feet, several dirt logging roads are impassable.


&&

LAT...LON 3347 8002 3354 7998 3325 7937 3321 7938
3320 7951 3329 7976

$$
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Charleston SC
826 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

GAC103-251-SCC049-053-180130-
/O.CON.KCHS.FL.W.0001.000000T0000Z-000000T0000Z/
/CLYG1.1.ER.210104T1200Z.210113T0100Z.000000T0000Z.NO/
826 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Savannah River near Clyo.
* Until further notice.
* At 815 PM EST Saturday, the stage was 12.8 feet.
* Flood stage is 11.0 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall to 11.8 feet Thursday
evening.
* Impact...At 13.3 feet, one foot of water covers Tom Goethe Road
just after the pavement ends.


&&

LAT...LON 3273 8145 3276 8137 3264 8136 3249 8117
3246 8125 3261 8144

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Flood Statement
National Weather Service Jacksonville FL
754 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning continues for the following rivers in Georgia...

Satilla River At Atkinson affecting Brantley County.


GAC025-180100-
/O.EXT.KJAX.FL.W.0002.000000T0000Z-210119T0000Z/
/ATKG1.1.ER.210112T2000Z.210114T2130Z.210118T1800Z.NO/
754 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is now in effect until Monday evening...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Satilla River At Atkinson.
* Until Monday evening.
* At 6:45 PM EST Saturday the stage was 13.6 feet.
* Flood stage is 13.0 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall below flood stage early
Monday afternoon and continue falling to 12.7 feet Tuesday evening.
* Impact...At 13.0 feet, Warners Landing, Louis Landing and
secondary roads around KOA campgrounds begin to flood.


&&

LAT...LON 3129 8184 3114 8183 3114 8190 3128 8191

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NGUYEN
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Lake Charles LA
647 PM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning continues for the following rivers in
Louisiana...Texas...

Calcasieu River Near Glenmora

Sabine River Near Deweyville

LAC079-180100-
/O.CON.KLCH.FL.W.0095.000000T0000Z-000000T0000Z/
/GLML1.1.ER.210101T0130Z.210101T1730Z.000000T0000Z.NO/
647 PM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Calcasieu River Near Glenmora.
* Until further notice.
* At 5:45 PM CST Saturday the stage was 12.6 feet.
* Flood stage is 12.0 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Recent Activity...The maximum river stage in the 24 hours ending
at 5:45 PM CST Saturday was 12.7 feet.
* Forecast...The river is expected to remain steady above flood
stage at 12.6 feet.
* Impact...At 12.0 feet, When the river is falling and the gauge
reading is forecast to be near 12 feet, flooding of forested areas
near the river will occur.

&&


Fld Observed Forecasts (6 pm CST)
Location Stg Stg Day/Time Sun Mon Tue

Calcasieu River
Glenmora 12.0 12.6 Sat 5 pm CST 12.6 12.5 12.4





&&

LAT...LON 3115 9275 3105 9265 3090 9262 3090 9269
3113 9279

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Denson
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Lake Charles LA
647 PM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning continues for the following rivers in
Louisiana...Texas...

Calcasieu River Near Glenmora

Sabine River Near Deweyville

LAC011-019-TXC351-361-180100-
/O.CON.KLCH.FL.W.0105.000000T0000Z-000000T0000Z/
/DWYT2.1.ER.210105T0845Z.210112T1445Z.000000T0000Z.NO/
647 PM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Sabine River Near Deweyville.
* Until further notice.
* At 5:45 PM CST Saturday the stage was 24.7 feet.
* Flood stage is 24.0 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Recent Activity...The maximum river stage in the 24 hours ending
at 5:45 PM CST Saturday was 24.7 feet.
* Forecast...The river is expected to rise to a crest of 24.7 feet
just after midnight tonight.
* Impact...At 25.0 feet, Lowest roads beside the river flood around
Deweyville and subject to being closed. In addition, low-lying
roads in Southwest Beauregard Parish are flooded including Robert
Clark Road. Flooding occurs on the south side of Niblett Bluff
Park with access roads to camp houses cut off around the park.
Access roads to the river in Northeastern Orange County become
flooded.

&&


Fld Observed Forecasts (6 pm CST)
Location Stg Stg Day/Time Sun Mon Tue

Sabine River
Deweyville 24.0 24.7 Sat 5 pm CST 24.6 24.5 24.5





&&

LAT...LON 3057 9363 3011 9364 3011 9378 3031 9381
3062 9378

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Flood Statement
National Weather Service Newport/Morehead City NC
732 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning continues for the following rivers in North
Carolina...

Neuse River At Kinston affecting Lenoir County.

For the Neuse River...including Kinston, Fort Barnwell...Minor
flooding is forecast.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Motorists should not attempt to drive around barricades or drive
cars through flooded areas.

Turn around, don`t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
deaths occur in vehicles.

Additional information is available at water.weather.gov/ahps.


NCC107-171545-
/O.CON.KMHX.FL.W.0090.000000T0000Z-000000T0000Z/
/KINN7.1.ER.201223T0630Z.210110T2031Z.000000T0000Z.NO/
732 PM EST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Neuse River At Kinston.
* Until further notice.
* At 6:31 PM EST Saturday the stage was 15.1 feet.
* Flood stage is 14.0 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Recent Activity...The maximum river stage in the 24 hours ending
at 6:31 PM EST Saturday was 15.7 feet.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall to 14.5 feet Thursday
evening.
* Impact...At 16.0 feet, Flooding of the campground at the Nature
Center is expected. Water encroaches onto other properties along
the south side of the river.


&&

LAT...LON 3528 7763 3536 7748 3533 7743 3522 7750
3521 7761 3520 7784 3526 7783

$$

8
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Little Rock AR
620 PM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is extended for the following rivers in
Arkansas...

Ouachita River At Camden affecting Ouachita and Calhoun Counties.

...The Flood Warning continues for the following rivers in
Arkansas...

Ouachita River At Thatcher L&D affecting Bradley, Union and
Calhoun Counties.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Turn around, don`t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
deaths occur in vehicles.

A Flood Warning means that flooding is imminent or occurring. All
interested parties should take necessary precautions immediately.

River forecasts are based on current conditions and rainfall
forecasted to occur over the next 24 hours. During periods of
flooding...Evening forecasts are reissued with updated rainfall
forecasts.

Observed and forecasted stage data plots are available on our
Advanced Hydrologic Prediction Service web page at...
www.weather.gov/lzk

Under the Current Conditions section...Select River and Lakes AHPS.

&&


ARC011-013-139-171230-
/O.CON.KLZK.FL.W.0168.000000T0000Z-000000T0000Z/
/CALA4.1.ER.210101T1115Z.210115T1015Z.000000T0000Z.NO/
620 PM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Ouachita River At Thatcher L&D.
* Until further notice.
* At 5:30 PM CST Saturday the stage was 85.8 feet.
* Flood stage is 79.0 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall to 82.0 feet Thursday
evening, January 21.
* Impact...At 85.0 feet, There may be some County roads along the
river flooded, requiring lengthy detours. River is high and swift,
boaters should be very cautious. Access to many oil and gas rigs
will be by boat only. Levee gates should be closed.

&&


Fld Observed Forecast 6 PM Crest
Location Stg Stg Day/Time Sun Mon Tue Crest Time Date

Ouachita River
Thatcher L&D 79.0 85.8 Sat 5 PM 85.3 84.7 84.0 FALLING





&&

LAT...LON 3311 9223 3322 9236 3329 9261 3338 9247
3333 9226 3322 9212

$$

Cooper
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Little Rock AR
620 PM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is extended for the following rivers in
Arkansas...

Ouachita River At Camden affecting Ouachita and Calhoun Counties.

...The Flood Warning continues for the following rivers in
Arkansas...

Ouachita River At Thatcher L&D affecting Bradley, Union and
Calhoun Counties.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Turn around, don`t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
deaths occur in vehicles.

A Flood Warning means that flooding is imminent or occurring. All
interested parties should take necessary precautions immediately.

River forecasts are based on current conditions and rainfall
forecasted to occur over the next 24 hours. During periods of
flooding...Evening forecasts are reissued with updated rainfall
forecasts.

Observed and forecasted stage data plots are available on our
Advanced Hydrologic Prediction Service web page at...
www.weather.gov/lzk

Under the Current Conditions section...Select River and Lakes AHPS.

&&


ARC013-103-171230-
/O.EXT.KLZK.FL.W.0167.000000T0000Z-210118T1115Z/
/CAMA4.1.ER.210102T1434Z.210112T0745Z.210117T0515Z.NO/
620 PM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is now in effect until early Monday morning...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Ouachita River At Camden.
* Until late Sunday night.
* At 5:30 PM CST Saturday the stage was 26.8 feet.
* Flood stage is 26.0 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall below flood stage late
tonight and continue falling to 19.1 feet Thursday evening.
* Impact...At 26.0 feet, Low lying pastures and timber land along
the river begins to flood. Sandy Beach Park at Camden starts to
flood.

&&


Fld Observed Forecast 6 PM Crest
Location Stg Stg Day/Time Sun Mon Tue Crest Time Date

Ouachita River
Camden 26.0 26.8 Sat 5 PM 24.2 22.3 20.8 FALLING





&&

LAT...LON 3329 9261 3344 9280 3363 9289 3367 9275
3350 9264 3338 9247

$$
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Shreveport LA
956 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning continues for the following rivers in
Arkansas...

Ouachita River At Felsenthal Lock and Dam affecting Union and
Ashley Counties.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Do not drive cars through flooded areas.
Caution is urged when walking near riverbanks.
Turn around, don`t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
deaths occur in vehicles.

A Flood Warning means that flooding is imminent or occurring. All
interested parties should take necessary precautions immediately.

For more hydrologic information, copy and paste the following website
address into your favorite web browser URL bar:
water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.php?wfo=shv


ARC003-139-171730-
/O.CON.KSHV.FL.W.0003.000000T0000Z-000000T0000Z/
/FELA4.1.ER.210104T1630Z.210118T1800Z.000000T0000Z.NO/
956 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Ouachita River At Felsenthal Lock and Dam.
* Until further notice.
* At 9:30 AM CST Saturday the pool stage was 73.2 feet.
* Flood pool stage is 70 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Recent Activity...The maximum river stage in the 24 hours ending
at 9:30 AM CST Saturday was 73.2 feet.
* Forecast...The river is expected to rise to a crest of 73.5 feet
early Monday afternoon.
* Impact...Minor lowland flooding to continue through the end of
January.


&&

LAT...LON 3311 9223 3322 9212 3315 9210 3300 9206
3300 9210

$$

08
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Shreveport LA
954 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning continues for the following bayou in
Louisiana...

Bodcau Bayou At Bayou Bodcau Lake affecting Webster and Bossier
Parishes.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Do not drive cars through flooded areas.
Caution is urged when walking near riverbanks.
Turn around, don`t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
deaths occur in vehicles.

A Flood Warning means that flooding is imminent or occurring. All
interested parties should take necessary precautions immediately.

For more hydrologic information, copy and paste the following website
address into your favorite web browser URL bar:
water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.php?wfo=shv


LAC015-119-171730-
/O.CON.KSHV.FL.W.0002.000000T0000Z-000000T0000Z/
/LBBL1.1.ER.210105T1325Z.210117T0600Z.000000T0000Z.NO/
954 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Bodcau Bayou At Bayou Bodcau Lake.
* Until further notice.
* At 9:00 AM CST Saturday the pool stage was 181.9 feet.
* Flood pool stage is 172 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Recent Activity...The maximum pool stage in the 24 hours ending at
9:00 AM CST Saturday was 181.9 feet.
* Forecast...The lake is expected to rise to a crest of 182.0 feet
through Sunday morning.
* Impact...Expect bankfull conditions to continue on Red Chute Bayou
and Bayou Bodcau below the lake through the end of January.


&&

LAT...LON 3282 9351 3289 9344 3272 9346 3270 9351
3277 9351

$$

08
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Shreveport LA
947 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is extended for the following bayou in
Louisiana...Arkansas...

Bayou Dorcheat Near Springhill affecting Webster Parish and
Columbia
County.

...The Flood Warning continues for the following bayou in
Louisiana...

Bayou Dorcheat At Dixie Inn affecting Webster, Bossier and
Bienville Parishes.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Do not drive cars through flooded areas.
Caution is urged when walking near riverbanks.
Turn around, don`t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
deaths occur in vehicles.

A Flood Warning means that flooding is imminent or occurring. All
interested parties should take necessary precautions immediately.

For more hydrologic information, copy and paste the following website
address into your favorite web browser URL bar:
water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.php?wfo=shv


LAC013-015-119-171730-
/O.EXT.KSHV.FL.W.0007.000000T0000Z-210117T2100Z/
/MNEL1.1.ER.210107T0624Z.210114T1930Z.210117T0300Z.NO/
947 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is now in effect until tomorrow afternoon...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Bayou Dorcheat At Dixie Inn.
* Until Sunday afternoon.
* At 9:00 AM CST Saturday the stage was 14.4 feet.
* Flood stage is 14 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Recent Activity...The maximum river stage in the 24 hours ending
at 9:00 AM CST Saturday was 14.9 feet.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall below flood stage late
this Saturday evening and continue falling to 11.3 feet Thursday
morning.
* Impact...At 14.0 feet, Expect minor lowland flooding with the boat
ramp suffering overflow.


&&

LAT...LON 3282 9332 3253 9331 3253 9336 3259 9335
3282 9338

$$

08
Flood Statement
National Weather Service Shreveport LA
947 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is extended for the following bayou in
Louisiana...Arkansas...

Bayou Dorcheat Near Springhill affecting Webster Parish and
Columbia
County.

...The Flood Warning continues for the following bayou in
Louisiana...

Bayou Dorcheat At Dixie Inn affecting Webster, Bossier and
Bienville Parishes.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Do not drive cars through flooded areas.
Caution is urged when walking near riverbanks.
Turn around, don`t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
deaths occur in vehicles.

A Flood Warning means that flooding is imminent or occurring. All
interested parties should take necessary precautions immediately.

For more hydrologic information, copy and paste the following website
address into your favorite web browser URL bar:
water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.php?wfo=shv


ARC027-LAC119-171730-
/O.EXT.KSHV.FL.W.0150.000000T0000Z-210120T0600Z/
/SPHL1.1.ER.201231T2124Z.210110T2115Z.210119T1200Z.NO/
947 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is now in effect until early Wednesday
morning...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Bayou Dorcheat Near Springhill.
* Until late Tuesday night.
* At 9:00 AM CST Saturday the stage was 12.5 feet.
* Flood stage is 11 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Recent Activity...The maximum bayou stage in the 24 hours ending
at 9:00 AM CST Saturday was 12.8 feet.
* Forecast...The bayou is expected to fall below flood stage Tuesday
morning and continue falling to 9.7 feet Thursday morning.
* Impact...At 13.0 feet, Minor lowland flooding of private boat
ramps. Move livestock to higher ground.


&&

LAT...LON 3310 9337 3300 9335 3282 9332 3282 9338
3300 9343

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Flood Statement
National Weather Service Shreveport LA
942 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is extended for the following river in Texas...

Neches River Near Alto affecting Cherokee, Houston, Anderson and
Trinity Counties.

...The Flood Warning continues for the following river in Texas...

Neches River Near Neches affecting Cherokee, Houston and Anderson
Counties.

Neches River Near Diboll affecting Tyler, Houston, Angelina, Polk
and Trinity Counties.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Do not drive cars through flooded areas.
Caution is urged when walking near riverbanks.
Turn around, don`t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
deaths occur in vehicles.

A Flood Warning means that flooding is imminent or occurring. All
interested parties should take necessary precautions immediately.

For more hydrologic information, copy and paste the following website
address into your favorite web browser URL bar:
water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.php?wfo=shv


TXC005-225-373-455-457-171715-
/O.CON.KSHV.FL.W.0012.210119T0000Z-000000T0000Z/
/DIBT2.1.ER.210119T0000Z.210119T1200Z.000000T0000Z.NO/
942 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning remains in effect...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Neches River Near Diboll.
* From Monday evening until further notice.
* At 9:15 AM CST Saturday the stage was 11.2 feet.
* Flood stage is 12 feet.
* Minor flooding is forecast.
* Forecast...The river is expected to rise above flood stage Monday
evening and continue rising to 12.2 feet Tuesday morning.
* Impact...At 12.0 feet, Minor lowland flooding occurs. Expect
flooded boat ramps and trails.


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LAT...LON 3138 9492 3107 9455 3103 9459 3111 9485
3136 9500

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Flood Statement
National Weather Service Shreveport LA
942 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is extended for the following river in Texas...

Neches River Near Alto affecting Cherokee, Houston, Anderson and
Trinity Counties.

...The Flood Warning continues for the following river in Texas...

Neches River Near Neches affecting Cherokee, Houston and Anderson
Counties.

Neches River Near Diboll affecting Tyler, Houston, Angelina, Polk
and Trinity Counties.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Do not drive cars through flooded areas.
Caution is urged when walking near riverbanks.
Turn around, don`t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
deaths occur in vehicles.

A Flood Warning means that flooding is imminent or occurring. All
interested parties should take necessary precautions immediately.

For more hydrologic information, copy and paste the following website
address into your favorite web browser URL bar:
water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.php?wfo=shv


TXC001-073-225-171715-
/O.EXT.KSHV.FL.W.0158.000000T0000Z-210122T0000Z/
/NCST2.1.ER.210102T0245Z.210109T0630Z.210121T0600Z.NO/
942 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is now in effect until Thursday evening...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Neches River Near Neches.
* Until Thursday evening.
* At 8:30 AM CST Saturday the stage was 13.6 feet.
* Flood stage is 12 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Recent Activity...The maximum river stage in the 24 hours ending
at 8:30 AM CST Saturday was 13.8 feet.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall below flood stage early
Thursday morning.
* Impact...At 14.0 feet, Minor lowland flooding. Move livestock and
equipment to higher ground away from the river.


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LAT...LON 3204 9544 3167 9524 3166 9537 3180 9544
3188 9548

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Flood Statement
National Weather Service Shreveport LA
942 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is extended for the following river in Texas...

Neches River Near Alto affecting Cherokee, Houston, Anderson and
Trinity Counties.

...The Flood Warning continues for the following river in Texas...

Neches River Near Neches affecting Cherokee, Houston and Anderson
Counties.

Neches River Near Diboll affecting Tyler, Houston, Angelina, Polk
and Trinity Counties.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Do not drive cars through flooded areas.
Caution is urged when walking near riverbanks.
Turn around, don`t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
deaths occur in vehicles.

A Flood Warning means that flooding is imminent or occurring. All
interested parties should take necessary precautions immediately.

For more hydrologic information, copy and paste the following website
address into your favorite web browser URL bar:
water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.php?wfo=shv


TXC001-073-225-455-171715-
/O.EXT.KSHV.FL.W.0011.000000T0000Z-210121T0000Z/
/ATOT2.1.ER.210111T2315Z.210115T1500Z.210119T1200Z.NO/
942 AM CST Sat Jan 16 2021

...The Flood Warning is now in effect until Wednesday evening...

The Flood Warning continues for
the Neches River Near Alto.
* Until Wednesday evening.
* At 9:15 AM CST Saturday the stage was 17.1 feet.
* Flood stage is 16 feet.
* Minor flooding is occurring and minor flooding is forecast.
* Recent Activity...The maximum river stage in the 24 hours ending
at 9:15 AM CST Saturday was 17.1 feet.
* Forecast...The river is expected to fall below flood stage Tuesday
morning and continue falling to 15.0 feet Thursday morning.
* Impact...Minor lowland flooding to continue diminishing through
next week.


&&

LAT...LON 3167 9524 3152 9504 3138 9492 3133 9500
3166 9537

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