Nanci Pelosi creates a GoFundMe account to Warehouse more Ice Cream

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Given the ever-increasing crushing mandates & protocols associated with the COVID-19 case surge; many industries, small businesses and families have suffered greatly. There has been a myriad of supply, production, manufacturing and distribution issues that have ultimately impacted the consumer market.

Undeterred Speaker Pelosi, has focused primarily on the diminishing supply of premium ice-cream directly available in her homes. With true leadership, vision and a laser-focused vision, she is soliciting donations to build a massive ice-cream storage facility to be erected on her vineyard properly located in Napa Valley. This aligns with her larger strategic policy of taking care of herself first in order to take care of others later...maybe.

She is recommending all Californians consider taking at least 50 percent of their expected COVID-19 relief checks (whether the monetary crack printed out of thin air is $600 or $2,000) and redirecting those funds to her directly, then take the other 50 percent and put it in her GoFundMe account. Clearly she knows how to use Public Funds and in manner befitting her pedigree.

Every little bit from the "little people" helps and clearly no public servant has ever been more deserving.

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