President Trump reaches historic agreement with Russian President Vladimir Putin
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Sources at the highest levels of National Intelligence confirm that they have intercepted Signals Intelligence (SIGINT) of a landmark agreement between President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin.
President Trump speaking to Putin on the red "Hot-line" telephone was seeking assurances from the Russian President that he and his daughter Ivanka would be granted political asylum in Russia in January. Putin asked about the rest of his family and friends and Trump replied "screw them" .
Putin then made a counter offer that he would dispatch Russian troops in a full scale invasion of the United States with a goal of installing Trump as President for Life with Ivanka as his successor. President Trump excitedly immediately agreed.
Putin said in response "done".
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